we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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