Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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