He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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