My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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