Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
