Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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