i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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