so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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