physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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