Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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