try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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