On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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