If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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