i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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