the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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