He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
