I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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