Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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