ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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