One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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