OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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