I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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