Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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