Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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