Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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