me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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