Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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