so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
