I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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