Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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