If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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