need another drink. this is the easiest way
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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