Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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