Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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