just come out here and I will go home with you...
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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