Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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