But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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