so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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