i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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