So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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