awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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