never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
only if we run a train.
done.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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