I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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