Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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