fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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