'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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