should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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