I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
