You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
They took my balls.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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