You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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