His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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