i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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