I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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