I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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