why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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