You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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