So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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