on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
