u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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